1 00:00:01,040 --> 00:00:04,550 I want a baby. I mean, how...how would it work? 2 00:00:04,560 --> 00:00:06,750 Well, obviously a donor. 3 00:00:06,760 --> 00:00:09,920 She's pregnant. It's mine. 4 00:00:12,960 --> 00:00:15,790 I'm not having that lad leaving school, 5 00:00:15,800 --> 00:00:18,310 he could get into university. 6 00:00:18,320 --> 00:00:22,910 Just as long as you know that I can't see Caroline short either. 7 00:00:22,920 --> 00:00:24,670 Bloody Caroline. 8 00:00:24,680 --> 00:00:27,390 What's up with Caroline? I thought you were mates? Nothing. 9 00:00:27,400 --> 00:00:29,950 I know you said you're seeing Robbie, but, frankly, 10 00:00:29,960 --> 00:00:32,830 I think you and me both know that is a disaster. Really? 11 00:00:32,840 --> 00:00:35,710 Are you doing anything this weekend? 12 00:00:35,720 --> 00:00:37,750 Thing is, we're married now. 13 00:00:37,760 --> 00:00:40,000 You did it? Yeah, course we did it. 14 00:01:28,040 --> 00:01:29,990 I mean...you know. 15 00:01:30,000 --> 00:01:31,310 Just disappointed. 16 00:01:31,320 --> 00:01:32,710 We didn't want a fuss. 17 00:01:32,720 --> 00:01:35,910 Fair enough, but if I'm being honest, I'm with 'Arry. 18 00:01:35,920 --> 00:01:36,990 Disappointed. 19 00:01:37,000 --> 00:01:40,310 Yeah, well, it's done now, so... 20 00:01:40,320 --> 00:01:42,870 What are we going to call this baby? 21 00:01:42,880 --> 00:01:44,510 What does it look like? 22 00:01:44,520 --> 00:01:46,190 You can see what it looks like. 23 00:01:46,200 --> 00:01:50,070 No, I mean does it look like a Heather? Or a Barbara? 24 00:01:50,080 --> 00:01:52,070 Or a...Claudette? 25 00:01:52,080 --> 00:01:56,310 I think it looks like a bad-tempered beetroot, personally. But... 26 00:01:56,320 --> 00:01:59,830 Right! It's had enough, it wants to get its windy-pops up now. 27 00:01:59,840 --> 00:02:02,720 Does great grandad Harry want to do the honours? 28 00:02:06,960 --> 00:02:11,550 "Oh, great grandad Harry, I much prefer you to great grandad Alan, 29 00:02:11,560 --> 00:02:15,350 "because I know that if it'd been you getting wed, and you'd 30 00:02:15,360 --> 00:02:19,270 "asked him to be your best man, you'd not have gone sneaking off..." 31 00:02:19,280 --> 00:02:22,470 He wasn't going to ask you, he'd asked me. 32 00:02:22,480 --> 00:02:24,440 He asked me. He asked me. 33 00:02:25,680 --> 00:02:27,110 He asked me. 34 00:02:27,120 --> 00:02:30,390 I didn't ask either of you. You volunteered. 35 00:02:30,400 --> 00:02:34,870 Which I was very flattered by, and touched, but you're my pals! 36 00:02:34,880 --> 00:02:39,150 I couldn't say no to either of you! So... 37 00:02:39,160 --> 00:02:41,990 And it was what Celia wanted. 38 00:02:42,000 --> 00:02:43,430 What Celia wanted. 39 00:02:43,440 --> 00:02:45,870 I'm sick of having to explain myself. 40 00:02:45,880 --> 00:02:48,550 She leads you by t'nose. You know that, don't you? 41 00:02:48,560 --> 00:02:50,310 What did she say? 42 00:02:50,320 --> 00:02:51,710 "I don't want either of them 43 00:02:51,720 --> 00:02:53,990 "two scruffy buggers being your best man?" 44 00:02:54,000 --> 00:02:55,390 Hey. You talk for yourself... 45 00:02:55,400 --> 00:02:57,350 Funnily enough, you weren't mentioned. 46 00:02:57,360 --> 00:03:00,280 I scrub up very nicely, thank you. Are we going to let this drop? 47 00:03:02,960 --> 00:03:04,590 Where is Celia? 48 00:03:04,600 --> 00:03:06,110 Harrogate. Oh, she's coming back. 49 00:03:06,120 --> 00:03:08,880 She's just popped over to fetch a few bits and pieces. 50 00:03:17,280 --> 00:03:18,750 I mean, can you imagine? 51 00:03:18,760 --> 00:03:22,270 She literally didn't know she was pregnant, she said, 52 00:03:22,280 --> 00:03:24,310 and then - clang - there it is. 53 00:03:24,320 --> 00:03:29,070 A baby. I think she's in shock, I think they all are. 54 00:03:29,080 --> 00:03:30,670 Hello, Celia! 55 00:03:30,680 --> 00:03:32,750 Oh. I thought he'd moved out. 56 00:03:32,760 --> 00:03:35,350 No! Not entirely, not yet. 57 00:03:35,360 --> 00:03:37,110 It hasn't even got a name. 58 00:03:37,120 --> 00:03:38,750 They're calling it "The Baby". 59 00:03:38,760 --> 00:03:41,550 And is it...definitely his? 60 00:03:41,560 --> 00:03:44,190 Oh, yeah. First thing Gillian did was go down to t'chemist 61 00:03:44,200 --> 00:03:47,070 and buy a paternity testing kit. God. 62 00:03:47,080 --> 00:03:51,510 So...Ellie is living at the farm with "The Baby". 63 00:03:51,520 --> 00:03:53,070 What does her mother think? 64 00:03:53,080 --> 00:03:54,990 Oh, she wants her back home and at school. 65 00:03:55,000 --> 00:03:56,910 Only I don't think she's facing the facts. 66 00:03:56,920 --> 00:03:58,790 She's not prepared to help out. 67 00:03:58,800 --> 00:04:02,190 She has this high-powered highly-paid job in the NHS 68 00:04:02,200 --> 00:04:05,230 shuffling papers off her desk onto somebody else's, 69 00:04:05,240 --> 00:04:08,750 which she has made it plain she's not prepared to give up, 70 00:04:08,760 --> 00:04:11,430 or even go part-time, and why should she? 71 00:04:11,440 --> 00:04:16,350 But what she's not addressing is the situation as it stands. 72 00:04:16,360 --> 00:04:21,030 And the husband's no better, he's a quantity surveyor in Dewsbury. 73 00:04:21,040 --> 00:04:22,390 Divorced. 74 00:04:22,400 --> 00:04:26,550 And he has opinions as well, but nothing that alters the facts. 75 00:04:26,560 --> 00:04:28,150 So, what's going to happen? 76 00:04:28,160 --> 00:04:31,430 Well, they seem determined to muddle through at the farm. 77 00:04:31,440 --> 00:04:34,590 Everyone's helping out. Gillian, Robbie... 78 00:04:34,600 --> 00:04:37,390 How is Gillian? Harry, me, Alan... 79 00:04:37,400 --> 00:04:40,710 I think I've changed its nappy as often as anyone. 80 00:04:40,720 --> 00:04:42,790 I mean, they do nowt, Raff and Ellie. 81 00:04:42,800 --> 00:04:44,630 Is she still seeing Robbie? Gillian. 82 00:04:44,640 --> 00:04:46,750 I think they're frightened of it, 83 00:04:46,760 --> 00:04:49,710 and it's a sweet enough little thing. 84 00:04:49,720 --> 00:04:54,310 It sickens me, when there's folks want babies and can't, 85 00:04:54,320 --> 00:04:58,110 you know, honest, hard-working, decent people... 86 00:04:58,120 --> 00:05:01,590 Has it...she really not got a name? 87 00:05:01,600 --> 00:05:06,150 Well, nothing that's stuck. Gillian calls her Flossie, 88 00:05:06,160 --> 00:05:09,790 which to me is more what you might call a King Charles Spaniel. 89 00:05:09,800 --> 00:05:11,830 Alan calls her Emily Jane, 90 00:05:11,840 --> 00:05:15,550 but that's just so he can make it rhyme with stuff. 91 00:05:15,560 --> 00:05:20,150 Harry calls her Foo-Foo Tinkerbell or summat. 92 00:05:20,160 --> 00:05:22,230 But he's an...idiot. 93 00:05:22,240 --> 00:05:24,190 But she's coping? Gillian. 94 00:05:24,200 --> 00:05:26,790 What would you call a baby? If you had one? 95 00:05:26,800 --> 00:05:29,990 Oh, well, for a girl, I've always liked Emily. 96 00:05:30,000 --> 00:05:32,070 And with Alan. It's good, it's... 97 00:05:32,080 --> 00:05:34,870 Or Victoria, Virginia, Elizabeth, Charlotte. 98 00:05:34,880 --> 00:05:39,790 Those sort of more traditional names...Helen, Helena, Eleanor. 99 00:05:39,800 --> 00:05:43,630 Oh, no, that's Ellie. Or...or something pretty. Like Flora. 100 00:05:43,640 --> 00:05:47,670 Jasmine. Poppy! Grace. That's nice. 101 00:05:47,680 --> 00:05:49,910 Celia! You've got a lovely name. 102 00:05:49,920 --> 00:05:53,830 And there's Rose, Rosie, Ros, Rosamund, Rosalind... 103 00:05:53,840 --> 00:05:56,550 Florence, Maisie, Daisy... 104 00:05:56,560 --> 00:05:58,870 retro, I know, but it's very sweet. I don't know! 105 00:05:58,880 --> 00:06:01,000 It'll all depend on what Caroline thinks. 106 00:06:03,000 --> 00:06:05,630 What would? What's it got to do with Caroline? 107 00:06:05,640 --> 00:06:08,110 I mean, if ever...if, if...me and Caroline... 108 00:06:08,120 --> 00:06:11,430 Which, why would we? ..had to choose a baby name. 109 00:06:11,440 --> 00:06:13,070 You and Caroline? You and Caroline? 110 00:06:13,080 --> 00:06:14,600 Not, not, not that... 111 00:06:16,120 --> 00:06:18,950 Well, you wouldn't have to. Would you? 112 00:06:18,960 --> 00:06:21,270 Well, no, women...lesb... 113 00:06:21,280 --> 00:06:24,390 Ladies...do have babies. 114 00:06:24,400 --> 00:06:25,600 Do they? 115 00:06:27,160 --> 00:06:28,910 How. 116 00:06:28,920 --> 00:06:30,520 Well, if... 117 00:06:32,600 --> 00:06:35,830 You're not, are you? She's too old. 118 00:06:35,840 --> 00:06:39,510 Yeah, well, she isn't, technically, and I'm not. 119 00:06:39,520 --> 00:06:42,030 So, hypothetically, in theory... 120 00:06:42,040 --> 00:06:45,710 She'd not want to go through all that again at her age. 121 00:06:45,720 --> 00:06:47,360 No...no. 122 00:06:52,760 --> 00:06:54,590 Where did you say she was? 123 00:06:54,600 --> 00:06:58,230 The year-12s are doing King Lear tonight. So... 124 00:06:58,240 --> 00:07:00,750 That'll be one to slit your wrists to. 125 00:07:00,760 --> 00:07:04,270 So, is that is that something you're serious about? 126 00:07:04,280 --> 00:07:07,390 No. God, no. Is Alan next door? 127 00:07:07,400 --> 00:07:09,070 No, I've left him in Halifax. 128 00:07:09,080 --> 00:07:12,070 I just popped over to get a few bits. 129 00:07:12,080 --> 00:07:15,630 Well...and I wanted five minutes with Caroline. 130 00:07:15,640 --> 00:07:18,550 Any road, will you tell her to pop round when she's got a minute? 131 00:07:18,560 --> 00:07:20,750 Sure. I mean, not tonight. 132 00:07:20,760 --> 00:07:24,480 If she's had to sit through King Lear she'll just want to lie down. 133 00:07:30,480 --> 00:07:32,830 DOOR CLOSES 134 00:07:32,840 --> 00:07:34,310 SHEEP BLEAT 135 00:07:34,320 --> 00:07:35,550 There. 136 00:07:35,560 --> 00:07:37,360 MOBILE RINGS 137 00:07:47,400 --> 00:07:48,870 Hello. 138 00:07:48,880 --> 00:07:50,510 Gillian. It's John. 139 00:07:50,520 --> 00:07:51,560 Yeah. 140 00:07:52,560 --> 00:07:55,150 Sorry. Erm. I never rang you back last week 141 00:07:55,160 --> 00:07:58,390 cos I heard what had happened and I didn't want to pester you. 142 00:07:58,400 --> 00:08:00,230 Sounds like you've had your hands full. 143 00:08:00,240 --> 00:08:01,630 Yep. 144 00:08:01,640 --> 00:08:04,120 How's...how's...how are things? 145 00:08:05,800 --> 00:08:07,190 Complicated. 146 00:08:07,200 --> 00:08:10,030 Right. I was serious about what I said. 147 00:08:10,040 --> 00:08:13,190 About putting money...in my farm? 148 00:08:13,200 --> 00:08:15,870 I would do that, but I meant more about you. 149 00:08:15,880 --> 00:08:18,390 You know, I can't help thinking it's a mistake. 150 00:08:18,400 --> 00:08:20,230 Right. 151 00:08:20,240 --> 00:08:23,630 I still think about you all the time. 152 00:08:23,640 --> 00:08:26,270 I've started writing again. John, I... 153 00:08:26,280 --> 00:08:28,590 I wonder if getting the push from the publisher was 154 00:08:28,600 --> 00:08:30,520 the kick up the arse that I needed. 155 00:08:32,360 --> 00:08:33,910 It's about you. 156 00:08:33,920 --> 00:08:36,510 Well, sort of about you. 157 00:08:36,520 --> 00:08:39,510 It's about everything. Everything that's happened. 158 00:08:39,520 --> 00:08:43,230 Celia and your dad meeting up again after all this time. 159 00:08:43,240 --> 00:08:47,950 And...mad bitch here, and her mousey little girlfriend. 160 00:08:47,960 --> 00:08:52,070 But your character's the real central...the... 161 00:08:52,080 --> 00:08:55,790 ..point of it all really. The lynch pin. 162 00:08:55,800 --> 00:08:58,830 The...well, the heroine... 163 00:08:58,840 --> 00:09:03,190 ..if you like. Gillian? 164 00:09:03,200 --> 00:09:05,870 Right. OK. 165 00:09:05,880 --> 00:09:09,030 So, you see...it would be lovely to meet up. 166 00:09:09,040 --> 00:09:11,510 I don't have to come to the house. The farm. 167 00:09:11,520 --> 00:09:15,470 If that's complicated. We could just...go out for dinner. 168 00:09:15,480 --> 00:09:16,880 Or a drink. 169 00:09:18,040 --> 00:09:19,560 Hello? 170 00:09:20,560 --> 00:09:22,630 I can't. It's too messy. 171 00:09:22,640 --> 00:09:24,270 I have to go now. 172 00:09:24,280 --> 00:09:28,710 Gillian... I'm sorry, I'm hanging up. I'm glad you're working again. 173 00:09:28,720 --> 00:09:31,440 Bye...bye. Bye-bye. 174 00:09:40,600 --> 00:09:42,630 How was school? 175 00:09:42,640 --> 00:09:44,670 Fine. 176 00:09:44,680 --> 00:09:46,030 She been all right? 177 00:09:46,040 --> 00:09:47,830 No, we sold her to a Chinaman. 178 00:09:47,840 --> 00:09:49,310 Right. 179 00:09:49,320 --> 00:09:51,480 We didn't get much for her. 180 00:09:52,520 --> 00:09:54,350 Have you had something to eat? 181 00:09:54,360 --> 00:09:55,910 Toast. 182 00:09:55,920 --> 00:09:57,630 Toast. 183 00:09:57,640 --> 00:09:59,630 Are you managing to concentrate? 184 00:09:59,640 --> 00:10:01,630 Yeah. I mean, at school. 185 00:10:01,640 --> 00:10:03,470 Yes! 186 00:10:03,480 --> 00:10:05,480 She needs her nappy changed. 187 00:10:07,000 --> 00:10:08,670 HE JANGLES TOY 188 00:10:08,680 --> 00:10:11,440 Little Nelly needs her nappy changed, kids. 189 00:10:18,000 --> 00:10:20,030 I said, the baby needs its nappy changed. 190 00:10:20,040 --> 00:10:21,790 Grandad! What y' doing? Ooh, knackers! 191 00:10:21,800 --> 00:10:24,390 Were you saving the universe? Y'shouldn't have done that. 192 00:10:24,400 --> 00:10:27,070 It's not real. Me and your grandad lived through the Blitz. 193 00:10:27,080 --> 00:10:29,110 Did you 'eck. Blitz was in t'big cities. 194 00:10:29,120 --> 00:10:31,990 Halifax got one bomb dropped on it, and that were by accident 195 00:10:32,000 --> 00:10:34,550 cos some plank in the Luftwaffe couldn't find Manchester. 196 00:10:34,560 --> 00:10:36,030 Oh, they know it all don't they? 197 00:10:36,040 --> 00:10:39,070 Except, oh, yeah, how to avoid getting pregnant. 198 00:10:39,080 --> 00:10:41,350 We wouldn't have made that mistake, would we, Alan? 199 00:10:41,360 --> 00:10:42,920 Eh? Blitz or no Blitz... 200 00:10:45,360 --> 00:10:47,440 HE STOMPS UPSTAIRS 201 00:10:49,120 --> 00:10:51,360 DOOR SLAMS 202 00:10:53,080 --> 00:10:54,880 HE CRIES 203 00:10:57,400 --> 00:10:59,080 KNOCKS ON DOOR 204 00:11:01,720 --> 00:11:03,160 It's me. 205 00:11:05,320 --> 00:11:07,550 Can I come in. 206 00:11:07,560 --> 00:11:09,680 Why are you even friends with him? 207 00:11:15,000 --> 00:11:17,280 It isn't really about him, is it? 208 00:11:38,680 --> 00:11:40,520 I've got to earn some money, grandad. 209 00:11:41,920 --> 00:11:44,880 Going to school now, it's just ridiculous 210 00:11:56,200 --> 00:11:58,990 I told him, he can get a job soon enough, 211 00:11:59,000 --> 00:12:01,760 but I'd be sickened if he left school, Celia. 212 00:12:03,760 --> 00:12:06,150 Celia? So, there's no point us looking 213 00:12:06,160 --> 00:12:08,590 for a little bungalow now then, is there? 214 00:12:08,600 --> 00:12:10,550 Well, we can look, but, 215 00:12:10,560 --> 00:12:13,870 you see, when I was his age, well, you an' all, 216 00:12:13,880 --> 00:12:15,550 it were never an option. 217 00:12:15,560 --> 00:12:18,510 Were it? Staying on at school. 218 00:12:18,520 --> 00:12:21,350 If he'd just get his A levels, 219 00:12:21,360 --> 00:12:24,910 he'd always be able to try for a university at a later stage. 220 00:12:24,920 --> 00:12:28,870 Wouldn't he? Which... well, that's important. 221 00:12:28,880 --> 00:12:32,870 Trouble is, he wants to do the right thing, which I understand, 222 00:12:32,880 --> 00:12:36,470 but t'difficulty is, knowing what the right thing is 223 00:12:36,480 --> 00:12:39,590 when everybody seems to have so many different opinions. 224 00:12:39,600 --> 00:12:43,110 Yeah. I think somebody at school's said something nasty 225 00:12:43,120 --> 00:12:45,310 that's upset him. 226 00:12:45,320 --> 00:12:47,790 Well, they will do, they're kids. 227 00:12:47,800 --> 00:12:50,510 I don't want him ending up in a job wi' no prospects, 228 00:12:50,520 --> 00:12:53,550 and then for her to just up-sticks and beggar off anyway 229 00:12:53,560 --> 00:12:55,630 with the baby, which you never know. 230 00:12:55,640 --> 00:12:59,830 I mean, I don't know whether they're still actually seeing one another. 231 00:12:59,840 --> 00:13:02,310 I don't even know that they ever were 232 00:13:02,320 --> 00:13:06,240 beyond this one evening of Malibu-fuelled passion. 233 00:13:07,520 --> 00:13:10,630 I know he was smitten with her before, but 234 00:13:10,640 --> 00:13:14,110 I'm not so sure now and she doesn't seem bothered about 235 00:13:14,120 --> 00:13:17,270 owt much at the minute, him included. 236 00:13:17,280 --> 00:13:19,750 You're not telling me anything I don't know. 237 00:13:19,760 --> 00:13:21,630 I have been there a week. 238 00:13:21,640 --> 00:13:25,990 I know, I'm just...I'm struggling to make sense of it myself. 239 00:13:26,000 --> 00:13:29,750 The more I think about it, worse it seems to get. 240 00:13:29,760 --> 00:13:33,710 It's a mess, Celia. It's a right bloody mess. 241 00:13:33,720 --> 00:13:37,150 Yeah, but you haven't to get stressed. 242 00:13:37,160 --> 00:13:39,520 Oh...I'm all right. 243 00:13:41,200 --> 00:13:43,670 I'm missing you. 244 00:13:43,680 --> 00:13:45,150 I'm missing you. 245 00:13:45,160 --> 00:13:48,870 CAR APPROACHES Oh, hey up. Madame Lazonga's back. 246 00:13:48,880 --> 00:13:51,280 Who? Our little Caroline. 247 00:13:52,520 --> 00:13:54,790 Hey, what do you think about Cordelia? 248 00:13:54,800 --> 00:13:58,310 For a name. It's King Lear. There's three of them. 249 00:13:58,320 --> 00:14:02,150 Daughters - Goneril, Regan and Cordelia. 250 00:14:02,160 --> 00:14:04,590 I think of the three... 251 00:14:04,600 --> 00:14:09,430 Goneril! Oh, y'just wouldn't, would you? 252 00:14:09,440 --> 00:14:12,070 There's no wonder they wanted him dead. 253 00:14:12,080 --> 00:14:14,320 Dozy old bugger. 254 00:14:43,720 --> 00:14:45,000 Kate? 255 00:14:47,440 --> 00:14:48,760 Are you all right? 256 00:14:50,480 --> 00:14:51,920 How was King Lear? 257 00:14:53,200 --> 00:14:56,190 It was very good, I was very proud of them. 258 00:14:56,200 --> 00:14:59,190 Your mum's back. I saw the car. 259 00:14:59,200 --> 00:15:01,200 She said to pop round. Not tonight. 260 00:15:02,440 --> 00:15:04,630 Have you been crying? 261 00:15:04,640 --> 00:15:07,350 Just feeling sorry for myself. 262 00:15:07,360 --> 00:15:09,710 Why? 263 00:15:09,720 --> 00:15:12,470 Not Lawrence. No. 264 00:15:12,480 --> 00:15:15,270 John? No! 265 00:15:15,280 --> 00:15:17,120 My mother? No. 266 00:15:18,720 --> 00:15:19,960 What then? 267 00:15:31,200 --> 00:15:33,280 Do you want to tell me about it in bed? 268 00:15:38,600 --> 00:15:40,600 Have you been eating peanuts? 269 00:15:41,680 --> 00:15:44,270 Popcorn at the interval... That'd do it. 270 00:15:44,280 --> 00:15:46,430 ..but I've drunk a whole glass of wine since then! 271 00:15:46,440 --> 00:15:48,720 That'd wash off any... Not necessarily. Get the... 272 00:15:50,040 --> 00:15:53,750 Where's your handbag? In there. 273 00:15:53,760 --> 00:15:55,790 Do you want me to do it? Do you want to do it? 274 00:15:55,800 --> 00:15:57,430 No, you. 275 00:15:57,440 --> 00:15:59,520 SHE WHEEZES AND COUGHS 276 00:16:02,640 --> 00:16:05,430 Here, just right there. 277 00:16:05,440 --> 00:16:09,790 You're going to be fine. I'm going to be fine. 278 00:16:09,800 --> 00:16:11,320 SHE CONTINUES TO COUGH 279 00:16:12,520 --> 00:16:13,760 Ambulance. 280 00:16:15,560 --> 00:16:18,070 Caroline Elliot, 46 Conway Drive, 281 00:16:18,080 --> 00:16:20,560 Harrogate, HG3 2MC. 282 00:16:22,240 --> 00:16:24,320 I've got someone with anaphylaxia. 283 00:16:26,160 --> 00:16:27,830 Thank you. 284 00:16:27,840 --> 00:16:30,870 Four minutes. God, I'm sorry. 285 00:16:30,880 --> 00:16:32,190 I'm fine. 286 00:16:32,200 --> 00:16:33,710 Stupid thing to do! 287 00:16:33,720 --> 00:16:35,230 I don't think I need an ambulance. 288 00:16:35,240 --> 00:16:36,760 It's on its way, it's coming. 289 00:16:37,680 --> 00:16:40,030 Y'have to massage it after you've injected. 290 00:16:40,040 --> 00:16:41,320 Let me. 291 00:16:44,280 --> 00:16:46,030 What were you upset about? 292 00:16:46,040 --> 00:16:47,400 Just. 293 00:16:48,880 --> 00:16:50,160 Babies. 294 00:17:00,040 --> 00:17:01,920 Kate's just had, erm... 295 00:17:04,720 --> 00:17:06,320 I wasn't, uh... 296 00:17:08,680 --> 00:17:09,880 We weren't... 297 00:17:23,920 --> 00:17:26,470 You want to get yourself to bed, 298 00:17:26,480 --> 00:17:28,470 you've got school tomorrow. 299 00:17:28,480 --> 00:17:30,600 I might sleep down here tonight. 300 00:17:32,520 --> 00:17:34,590 Why? 301 00:17:34,600 --> 00:17:37,480 Just... that camp bed's not right comfy. 302 00:17:40,560 --> 00:17:42,630 We should get you a double bed. 303 00:17:42,640 --> 00:17:44,910 Would a double bed fit in that room? With a cot. 304 00:17:44,920 --> 00:17:46,270 When we get the cot. 305 00:17:46,280 --> 00:17:48,670 I'm fine sleeping down here. 306 00:17:48,680 --> 00:17:51,750 What about when little doo-dah needs feeding during the night? 307 00:17:51,760 --> 00:17:53,590 You can't leave it all to Ellie. 308 00:17:53,600 --> 00:17:55,670 I'll hear her, I'll help her. 309 00:17:55,680 --> 00:17:57,310 You mightn't. 310 00:17:57,320 --> 00:17:59,280 I just, don't want to crowd her. 311 00:18:00,600 --> 00:18:01,950 Who? 312 00:18:01,960 --> 00:18:03,160 Ellie. 313 00:18:07,360 --> 00:18:08,920 We need another bedroom. 314 00:18:11,800 --> 00:18:14,470 I'll get you that other duvet... 315 00:18:14,480 --> 00:18:16,080 out of the airing cupboard. 316 00:18:33,360 --> 00:18:35,110 Hospital? 317 00:18:35,120 --> 00:18:38,230 She'll be fine, it happens. 318 00:18:38,240 --> 00:18:40,990 I've given her the morning off work, anyway. 319 00:18:41,000 --> 00:18:44,070 Oh, hell, steady on. You don't want to be spoiling her. 320 00:18:44,080 --> 00:18:47,070 Are you just here to dazzle us all with your sparkling wit 321 00:18:47,080 --> 00:18:48,190 or do you want something? 322 00:18:48,200 --> 00:18:49,590 I haven't see you for a week! 323 00:18:49,600 --> 00:18:50,870 Have I changed? 324 00:18:50,880 --> 00:18:53,190 No, you're just as gorgeous. 325 00:18:53,200 --> 00:18:55,670 Mm. So are you. 326 00:18:55,680 --> 00:18:58,470 She said something droll yesterday, did Kate. 327 00:18:58,480 --> 00:19:01,390 Oh, what. We were discussing babies' names, you know, 328 00:19:01,400 --> 00:19:06,350 for little Fanny Alice and...she talked like... 329 00:19:06,360 --> 00:19:10,440 ..you were thinking of having one. You and her. I said "How?" 330 00:19:12,160 --> 00:19:14,190 Oh, she, we...it's, it's not... 331 00:19:14,200 --> 00:19:16,150 Where's my laptop? And my papers? Sorry? 332 00:19:16,160 --> 00:19:19,990 They were on the coffee table in the sitting room. They were right there in front of me. 333 00:19:20,000 --> 00:19:23,830 Have you been buggering around in there? It wasn't him, it was me. I've confiscated them. 334 00:19:23,840 --> 00:19:26,470 Where are they? I'm not telling you. Where ARE they? 335 00:19:26,480 --> 00:19:28,830 Why don't you talk to me about Alison Waterhouse? 336 00:19:28,840 --> 00:19:31,950 Who? "A flaccid, overripe fruit of a woman." 337 00:19:31,960 --> 00:19:34,990 I was experimenting with... language, similes. 338 00:19:35,000 --> 00:19:36,390 It's a metaphor. 339 00:19:36,400 --> 00:19:39,430 It's a lazy metaphor, I mean, what sort of fruit are we talking about? 340 00:19:39,440 --> 00:19:40,910 A banana? A tangerine? 341 00:19:40,920 --> 00:19:43,630 You know, people always think you've based characters on them 342 00:19:43,640 --> 00:19:45,110 and you haven't. 343 00:19:45,120 --> 00:19:48,470 And can we leave Alison's "dusky Negress" right out of it? 344 00:19:48,480 --> 00:19:51,630 Or Matthew Waterhouse will be getting his withering, shrivelling, 345 00:19:51,640 --> 00:19:54,550 starved-of-light, pink little bollocks chopped right off. 346 00:19:54,560 --> 00:19:55,710 Right. Fine. 347 00:19:55,720 --> 00:19:57,310 Is that what he's put? 348 00:19:57,320 --> 00:19:59,830 Adjustments will be made. Can I have it back? 349 00:19:59,840 --> 00:20:01,670 No. You can whistle. Caroline! 350 00:20:01,680 --> 00:20:05,310 And what about Lizzie Cunningham? Hmm? 351 00:20:05,320 --> 00:20:07,830 "A latter-day Bathsheba Everdene" no less, 352 00:20:07,840 --> 00:20:09,110 who owns her own sheep farm 353 00:20:09,120 --> 00:20:11,630 and has more suitors than she knows what to do with. 354 00:20:11,640 --> 00:20:13,070 Who does that remind us of? 355 00:20:13,080 --> 00:20:15,550 "A sullen, sinewy 40-something woman 356 00:20:15,560 --> 00:20:19,150 "with the purposeful frame and carriage of a 16-year-old boy". 357 00:20:19,160 --> 00:20:21,510 Ooh, la-la! So... 358 00:20:21,520 --> 00:20:24,470 Mummy isn't the only gay in the village. 359 00:20:24,480 --> 00:20:27,230 I'm sorry, I am sorry, I'm going to have to ring Gillian... 360 00:20:27,240 --> 00:20:28,830 You are not going to ring Gillian. 361 00:20:28,840 --> 00:20:31,830 I am. I'm going to have to ring Gillian. 362 00:20:31,840 --> 00:20:33,390 You are not ringing Gillian! 363 00:20:33,400 --> 00:20:37,360 Right! Ring bloody sodding Gillian then! 364 00:20:38,680 --> 00:20:41,550 Do you mind not using language like that in front of my mother? 365 00:20:41,560 --> 00:20:43,000 Give it me back. 366 00:20:45,160 --> 00:20:46,310 CAROLINE!?! 367 00:20:46,320 --> 00:20:47,750 What's he put about me? 368 00:20:47,760 --> 00:20:49,550 It's not you... 369 00:20:49,560 --> 00:20:53,350 The basic upshot is two people in their 70s, in love, 370 00:20:53,360 --> 00:20:56,270 who get together after... ooh, 60 years? 371 00:20:56,280 --> 00:20:59,110 But it's not about you, and then their respective daughters - 372 00:20:59,120 --> 00:21:02,030 Alison, the flaccid, overripe fruit, who just happens to be 373 00:21:02,040 --> 00:21:05,510 the headmistress of a very marvellous public school, 374 00:21:05,520 --> 00:21:09,510 and Lizzie, with the body of a 16-year-old boy, and a sheep farm. 375 00:21:09,520 --> 00:21:11,150 I want to read it. 376 00:21:11,160 --> 00:21:13,470 I've not written the bloody thing yet! 377 00:21:13,480 --> 00:21:16,990 No, and I don't think you should if you're going to be rude about people. 378 00:21:17,000 --> 00:21:18,550 Why were you even reading it anyway? 379 00:21:18,560 --> 00:21:20,710 Cos you shouldn't leave things chucking about. 380 00:21:20,720 --> 00:21:22,750 If this is damaged, you're paying for a new one. 381 00:21:22,760 --> 00:21:24,200 Oh, that's happening. 382 00:21:27,280 --> 00:21:28,910 Why is he even here? 383 00:21:28,920 --> 00:21:32,110 Because he's got nowhere else to go. 384 00:21:32,120 --> 00:21:35,630 He reckons to be looking for a flat to rent near the university 385 00:21:35,640 --> 00:21:38,110 till I can buy him out here, and then he can buy somewhere. 386 00:21:38,120 --> 00:21:39,750 I don't know. 387 00:21:39,760 --> 00:21:42,030 Have you made any decisions yet? 388 00:21:42,040 --> 00:21:44,720 It's all up in the air, I'm afraid, love. 389 00:21:46,240 --> 00:21:47,840 Go brush your teeth. 390 00:21:56,320 --> 00:21:58,320 You know, Kate's up for it. 391 00:21:59,480 --> 00:22:03,390 She's serious, she's had her house valued, she's got it on the market. 392 00:22:03,400 --> 00:22:06,480 OK. But she, erm... 393 00:22:08,560 --> 00:22:10,760 OK. So, the thing is... 394 00:22:12,360 --> 00:22:14,070 It's true. She does want a baby. 395 00:22:14,080 --> 00:22:16,870 If she makes this commitment to me, to me buying the house, 396 00:22:16,880 --> 00:22:18,870 she wants us to... 397 00:22:18,880 --> 00:22:20,030 How? 398 00:22:20,040 --> 00:22:22,190 Oh, don't worry about that. But the thing is... 399 00:22:22,200 --> 00:22:24,710 Would you really want to go through all that again? 400 00:22:24,720 --> 00:22:28,950 No. It's unlikely that she'll ever get pregnant. 401 00:22:28,960 --> 00:22:31,670 She was pregnant four times when she was married to Richard, 402 00:22:31,680 --> 00:22:34,190 but she never got beyond the first 12 weeks. 403 00:22:34,200 --> 00:22:36,270 She's 42, I've been on the internet, 404 00:22:36,280 --> 00:22:39,270 the chances of her getting pregnant are minute. 405 00:22:39,280 --> 00:22:42,030 And I think she'd be better concentrating on her career, 406 00:22:42,040 --> 00:22:44,150 she's very clever, but, the thing is... 407 00:22:44,160 --> 00:22:46,310 Sorry, you don't want to hear this. 408 00:22:46,320 --> 00:22:48,910 Oh, go on. It's her birthday this coming weekend, 409 00:22:48,920 --> 00:22:50,870 so I'm going to take her...somewhere nice, 410 00:22:50,880 --> 00:22:54,230 it's a little hotel I've found, and I've booked it, and I'm going to... 411 00:22:54,240 --> 00:22:57,160 to try and talk her out of it. For her sake! 412 00:22:58,280 --> 00:23:02,390 She'll only end up tearful and disappointed when it doesn't happen. 413 00:23:02,400 --> 00:23:04,710 I wondered if you'd keep an eye on the boys? 414 00:23:04,720 --> 00:23:06,150 You and Alan. 415 00:23:06,160 --> 00:23:08,950 There's no point asking John, he'll just get Judith round again 416 00:23:08,960 --> 00:23:11,560 and trash the place. Yeah, of course we will, love. 417 00:23:12,880 --> 00:23:14,160 Thank you. 418 00:23:16,640 --> 00:23:18,670 CAROLINE SIGHS WITH RELIEF 419 00:23:18,680 --> 00:23:21,110 What are your plans today? 420 00:23:21,120 --> 00:23:24,200 Oh, we're going looking at a bungalow! Over at Ripponden. 421 00:23:25,240 --> 00:23:28,040 You needn't look so worried, we're only looking. 422 00:23:43,360 --> 00:23:45,480 Good morning. Mrs Buttershaw? 423 00:23:47,840 --> 00:23:50,550 How do you do. You have picked a super day. 424 00:23:50,560 --> 00:23:52,230 It's a smashing view. 425 00:23:52,240 --> 00:23:54,310 Well, it's all in with the price. 426 00:23:54,320 --> 00:23:57,430 And this is my husband. And that's the baby. 427 00:23:57,440 --> 00:23:59,830 We've not been married a week, and look. 428 00:23:59,840 --> 00:24:03,030 You can't hang about, y'see, not when you get to our age. 429 00:24:03,040 --> 00:24:04,430 Right. 430 00:24:04,440 --> 00:24:08,790 He's pulling your leg, love. We're actually the great grandparents. 431 00:24:08,800 --> 00:24:12,550 I know! And me only 36. Have you remembered the keys? 432 00:24:12,560 --> 00:24:14,470 Yeah. 433 00:24:14,480 --> 00:24:17,190 Boo! Boo! Yes! 434 00:24:17,200 --> 00:24:19,160 Do you like it? 435 00:24:21,400 --> 00:24:24,390 What do you reckon? Oh, it's beautiful. 436 00:24:24,400 --> 00:24:26,670 And we can afford it. Between us. 437 00:24:26,680 --> 00:24:27,920 In theory. 438 00:24:29,080 --> 00:24:30,910 I know. 439 00:24:30,920 --> 00:24:34,070 It wouldn't need a lot doing. Maybe a new bathroom, 440 00:24:34,080 --> 00:24:37,600 but other than that. That kitchen's beautiful. 441 00:24:39,280 --> 00:24:43,560 We need to win t'lottery, then we'd have enough for everybody. 442 00:24:45,600 --> 00:24:47,200 Are we kidding ourselves? 443 00:24:48,560 --> 00:24:51,000 I think so, don't you? 444 00:24:52,280 --> 00:24:54,240 Way things are at the moment. 445 00:24:56,720 --> 00:24:59,990 It's her mother and father that ought to be forking out for stuff, 446 00:25:00,000 --> 00:25:01,630 not you and Gillian. 447 00:25:01,640 --> 00:25:04,750 You're giving her and the baby a roof over their heads, 448 00:25:04,760 --> 00:25:07,550 least they can do is put their hands in their pockets. 449 00:25:07,560 --> 00:25:10,270 Aye, but we can't make 'em, can we? 450 00:25:10,280 --> 00:25:14,350 You know your little house, up Barkisland. Yeah. 451 00:25:14,360 --> 00:25:16,430 Have y'ever thought of getting it valued, 452 00:25:16,440 --> 00:25:20,150 and then asking Darren and Kimberley if they'd like to buy it? 453 00:25:20,160 --> 00:25:22,430 Then you'd not be turfing them out. 454 00:25:22,440 --> 00:25:25,950 No. No, I hadn't thought of that. 455 00:25:25,960 --> 00:25:28,310 Is it something you'd consider? 456 00:25:28,320 --> 00:25:31,430 In theory. In practice I doubt it's something they could afford to do. 457 00:25:31,440 --> 00:25:32,680 Well, you don't know. 458 00:25:34,120 --> 00:25:38,110 They might have parents that'd like to try to help them along. 459 00:25:38,120 --> 00:25:40,710 I can ask. But what'd be t'point? 460 00:25:40,720 --> 00:25:44,720 If you're thinking of investing more money in Caroline's house? 461 00:25:46,040 --> 00:25:50,030 You realise the alternative is you and me forever flitting 462 00:25:50,040 --> 00:25:52,200 between Harrogate and Halifax. 463 00:25:53,440 --> 00:25:56,910 Wouldn't it be nice to have somewhere of our own? 464 00:25:56,920 --> 00:25:58,750 Well, it would, but... 465 00:25:58,760 --> 00:26:02,030 I think you should tell Darren and Kimberley that 466 00:26:02,040 --> 00:26:05,910 your circumstances've changed, and you need the capital 467 00:26:05,920 --> 00:26:09,230 out of that house, whether they can afford to buy it or not. 468 00:26:09,240 --> 00:26:10,440 Do you? 469 00:26:12,160 --> 00:26:14,550 What's so funny? 470 00:26:14,560 --> 00:26:16,590 You like home truths, don't you? 471 00:26:16,600 --> 00:26:19,190 Now and again. You like to call a spade a spade. 472 00:26:19,200 --> 00:26:21,310 Yes, I do. 473 00:26:21,320 --> 00:26:23,270 And here's some more... 474 00:26:23,280 --> 00:26:25,870 I know you think Raff should stop on at school, 475 00:26:25,880 --> 00:26:28,110 and I do understand why. 476 00:26:28,120 --> 00:26:31,390 But the fact is, he's muckied his ticket. 477 00:26:31,400 --> 00:26:34,070 And if you don't let him take responsibility for it, 478 00:26:34,080 --> 00:26:35,630 he'll never grow up. 479 00:26:35,640 --> 00:26:37,430 Is that right? You know it is. 480 00:26:37,440 --> 00:26:39,030 Do you know what I think? 481 00:26:39,040 --> 00:26:40,430 Fire away. 482 00:26:40,440 --> 00:26:44,590 I think you ought to tell Caroline to paddle her own canoe, 483 00:26:44,600 --> 00:26:46,990 and cut her coat according to her cloth. 484 00:26:47,000 --> 00:26:48,990 Nobody needs a house that big. 485 00:26:49,000 --> 00:26:50,950 There's only four of 'em, 486 00:26:50,960 --> 00:26:54,110 and William'll be off to university at the end of the summer. 487 00:26:54,120 --> 00:26:56,870 He'll be back in the holidays. Oh come on, Celia! 488 00:26:56,880 --> 00:27:01,110 Her and Kate between 'em, they must earn a six figure salary. 489 00:27:01,120 --> 00:27:02,870 Well, I've no idea. 490 00:27:02,880 --> 00:27:06,190 Easily. Caroline probably earns that on her own. 491 00:27:06,200 --> 00:27:10,230 Why should she expect money from you as well? 492 00:27:10,240 --> 00:27:13,630 Caroline was very good to me after Kenneth died. 493 00:27:13,640 --> 00:27:15,430 I'm sure she were, but now, 494 00:27:15,440 --> 00:27:19,230 eight years on, your circumstances have changed. 495 00:27:19,240 --> 00:27:20,870 She should sell that house 496 00:27:20,880 --> 00:27:25,200 and find somewhere just as lovely only happen a bit smaller. 497 00:27:30,520 --> 00:27:33,470 You do realise if you keep taking that baby out so much, 498 00:27:33,480 --> 00:27:37,520 it's going to get very confused about who its mother is. 499 00:27:38,680 --> 00:27:40,320 I'm serious! 500 00:27:50,240 --> 00:27:52,230 What time will Gillian be home? 501 00:27:52,240 --> 00:27:54,430 She's on t'late shift down at Greenhough's. 502 00:27:54,440 --> 00:27:57,230 They close at eight, she's generally back by 20 past. 503 00:27:57,240 --> 00:27:58,870 Is there anything I can be doing? 504 00:27:58,880 --> 00:28:00,040 No, you're all right love. 505 00:28:03,080 --> 00:28:05,510 It had a grand big sitting room. 506 00:28:05,520 --> 00:28:08,070 They're very sought-after properties them up there. 507 00:28:08,080 --> 00:28:10,750 Are they? Oh, aye. It'd be a good investment, if nowt else. 508 00:28:10,760 --> 00:28:13,870 It won't hang around, even wi' t'property market like it is. 509 00:28:13,880 --> 00:28:18,510 I do like round here. I suppose it feels like coming home. 510 00:28:18,520 --> 00:28:20,550 Well, it is, isn't it? 511 00:28:20,560 --> 00:28:23,830 Nearly. Elland was our stomping ground. 512 00:28:23,840 --> 00:28:25,430 What's Alan think? 513 00:28:25,440 --> 00:28:29,270 Oh, he was just as taken with it as I was. 514 00:28:29,280 --> 00:28:32,750 Are they all right now? Gillian and Alan? 515 00:28:32,760 --> 00:28:36,630 Gillian and Alan? Yeah, I think so. 516 00:28:36,640 --> 00:28:39,190 Cos you know she were really upset. 517 00:28:39,200 --> 00:28:42,550 Oh, she was just bothered cos we got married without telling anyone. 518 00:28:42,560 --> 00:28:44,070 No, I mean before. 519 00:28:44,080 --> 00:28:46,910 That whole two weeks when you were over in Harrogate, 520 00:28:46,920 --> 00:28:49,070 there were summat up. 521 00:28:49,080 --> 00:28:53,030 Oh...something about Eileen. Her mother. 522 00:28:53,040 --> 00:28:55,400 Something about being disappointed... 523 00:28:57,000 --> 00:28:58,800 Oh, I know what it was. 524 00:29:00,120 --> 00:29:03,870 Gillian had an abortion, apparently, when she was 15. 525 00:29:03,880 --> 00:29:08,070 She had to leave school and, oh, it all got brought up again, 526 00:29:08,080 --> 00:29:10,510 and it all seemed to be about that, 527 00:29:10,520 --> 00:29:12,390 but don't say anything love. 528 00:29:12,400 --> 00:29:14,990 I assume Raff doesn't know. 529 00:29:15,000 --> 00:29:17,030 And what upset Gillian 530 00:29:17,040 --> 00:29:20,600 was Alan saying how disappointed her mother was. 531 00:29:21,800 --> 00:29:26,080 That's all, it's all water under t'bridge now, so. 532 00:29:27,800 --> 00:29:29,480 I spoke to Greg. 533 00:29:30,520 --> 00:29:32,470 You spoke to him? How? 534 00:29:32,480 --> 00:29:35,830 He rang this afternoon. Just before you got back from work. 535 00:29:35,840 --> 00:29:37,960 He wants to pop over for my birthday. 536 00:29:40,440 --> 00:29:42,040 Actually on your birthday? 537 00:29:43,640 --> 00:29:45,440 Well... 538 00:29:46,480 --> 00:29:49,590 OK, but what if I'd made plans for your birthday? 539 00:29:49,600 --> 00:29:51,310 Have you? 540 00:29:51,320 --> 00:29:55,110 You didn't, you didn't...what... You didn't talk to him about...? 541 00:29:55,120 --> 00:29:57,270 I mentioned it. Mentioned it how? 542 00:29:57,280 --> 00:30:00,270 Well, I explained. What we've discussed, and he said... 543 00:30:00,280 --> 00:30:03,550 yeah, that he'd be more than happy to help out. 544 00:30:03,560 --> 00:30:05,870 We've not made any, you know, plans. 545 00:30:05,880 --> 00:30:08,600 Obviously. I said, obviously, you'd want to meet him first. 546 00:30:10,440 --> 00:30:12,950 I've booked a hotel for a couple of nights. 547 00:30:12,960 --> 00:30:14,870 Caroline. 548 00:30:14,880 --> 00:30:16,510 Do you want me to cancel it? 549 00:30:16,520 --> 00:30:18,950 No, oh, no... 550 00:30:18,960 --> 00:30:21,600 but I want you to meet him. Soon. 551 00:30:23,240 --> 00:30:26,350 Where is it? The hotel. You're not suggesting...? 552 00:30:26,360 --> 00:30:29,470 He could just meet us for a drink. I'm not suggesting that we do the... 553 00:30:29,480 --> 00:30:32,190 No, I'm just suggesting that you meet him. Get to know him. 554 00:30:32,200 --> 00:30:34,840 I don't need to get to know him. You need to meet him. 555 00:30:41,240 --> 00:30:43,480 It's a bad idea. No. It's not. It's... 556 00:30:49,560 --> 00:30:53,830 Fine, ask him for a drink. Maybe it's better that we meet him there, 557 00:30:53,840 --> 00:30:56,910 rather than here. What's the matter? What's the matter is that 558 00:30:56,920 --> 00:30:59,910 you're going to get pregnant, possibly, with someone else, which 559 00:30:59,920 --> 00:31:02,190 is fine in so far as you can't get pregnant with me, 560 00:31:02,200 --> 00:31:04,830 but beyond that... It's...less fine. 561 00:31:04,840 --> 00:31:07,750 There are things that I haven't... 562 00:31:07,760 --> 00:31:09,680 processed, yet. 563 00:31:11,800 --> 00:31:14,550 I assume I don't need to spell them out. 564 00:31:14,560 --> 00:31:16,760 It is the most likely way for it to work. 565 00:31:19,000 --> 00:31:24,670 You do know that whatever way, it's kind of unlikely, don't you? 566 00:31:24,680 --> 00:31:29,710 I know the odds aren't great. Yes. I want to try though, Caroline. 567 00:31:29,720 --> 00:31:31,950 And I'm terrified of leaving it any longer. 568 00:31:31,960 --> 00:31:33,390 What if it doesn't happen? 569 00:31:33,400 --> 00:31:36,470 I'll deal with it. You'll get upset. Well... 570 00:31:36,480 --> 00:31:39,190 It's better to try and fail again 571 00:31:39,200 --> 00:31:41,960 before I give up for good, though, isn't it? 572 00:31:43,320 --> 00:31:45,190 You've got a fantastic career. 573 00:31:45,200 --> 00:31:48,310 You'll be the next head of languages - you will, no contest - 574 00:31:48,320 --> 00:31:52,430 you could be a deputy head in a few very short years. 575 00:31:52,440 --> 00:31:54,160 You've got what it takes, Kate. 576 00:31:56,480 --> 00:31:58,240 I want to be somebody's mum. 577 00:32:05,040 --> 00:32:06,800 Do you think we should get married? 578 00:32:10,480 --> 00:32:12,120 Don't be daft. 579 00:32:52,760 --> 00:32:56,790 Hiya! Casserole for y'all in the oven. 580 00:32:56,800 --> 00:32:58,190 Are you not stopping? 581 00:32:58,200 --> 00:33:00,910 No, I'm... I've got stuff to do at home. 582 00:33:00,920 --> 00:33:03,150 What's up? 583 00:33:03,160 --> 00:33:05,200 Did you have an abortion when you were 15? 584 00:33:10,720 --> 00:33:11,960 Was it mine? 585 00:33:13,720 --> 00:33:14,920 Yeah. 586 00:33:16,480 --> 00:33:19,030 Who's...? How's...? 587 00:33:19,040 --> 00:33:20,480 Celia. 588 00:33:21,840 --> 00:33:25,630 Celia? Just...chatting. Just asked her why you and Alan fell out 589 00:33:25,640 --> 00:33:27,510 when he stayed over in Harrogate. 590 00:33:27,520 --> 00:33:29,670 You haven't to think, there was, I never... 591 00:33:29,680 --> 00:33:31,070 Why did you never tell me? 592 00:33:31,080 --> 00:33:32,560 I was 15. 593 00:33:35,120 --> 00:33:36,320 I'd forgotten. 594 00:33:37,880 --> 00:33:40,030 It'd have been 30-odd now. 595 00:33:40,040 --> 00:33:41,670 31. 596 00:33:41,680 --> 00:33:45,030 I could never have had it. There were no point telling you. 597 00:33:45,040 --> 00:33:46,280 No. 598 00:33:48,080 --> 00:33:50,560 I'm sorry. No, I'm just... 599 00:33:51,920 --> 00:33:54,590 I just never knew. I'd been a dad. 600 00:33:54,600 --> 00:33:56,630 You weren't. 601 00:33:56,640 --> 00:34:00,080 And then... you went off with our Eddie. 602 00:34:02,040 --> 00:34:03,990 I'm not being funny, but I'm off home. 603 00:34:04,000 --> 00:34:06,990 Right. And are you coming back? 604 00:34:07,000 --> 00:34:08,960 Not tonight. Will you ring me? 605 00:34:11,120 --> 00:34:12,400 Are you dumping me? 606 00:34:13,560 --> 00:34:15,720 I just don't want to be here. For a bit. 607 00:34:18,200 --> 00:34:20,950 So, how is this "not being funny"? Then. 608 00:34:20,960 --> 00:34:24,670 If you're "just going home"? Are you feeling sorry for yourself? 609 00:34:24,680 --> 00:34:26,710 Cos I was the one that had to leave school, 610 00:34:26,720 --> 00:34:29,510 I was the one that never got a crack at their A levels. 611 00:34:29,520 --> 00:34:31,270 And I could've done, I wasn't thick. 612 00:34:31,280 --> 00:34:34,950 I never told you, but I never inflicted anything on you either. 613 00:34:34,960 --> 00:34:36,790 I'm going home. 614 00:34:36,800 --> 00:34:38,200 Right. 615 00:34:51,040 --> 00:34:53,470 (What a bitch.) 616 00:34:53,480 --> 00:34:56,400 DOOR SLAMS AND POTS CLATTER 617 00:35:02,320 --> 00:35:03,910 Is that you, love? 618 00:35:03,920 --> 00:35:05,790 Yeah. 619 00:35:05,800 --> 00:35:07,000 Yeah. 620 00:35:08,080 --> 00:35:10,870 Yeah, it's me. I fell asleep. 621 00:35:10,880 --> 00:35:13,310 So did I. 622 00:35:13,320 --> 00:35:15,390 Supper's ready. Where's Ellie? 623 00:35:15,400 --> 00:35:17,080 Do you want to give her a shout? 624 00:35:21,040 --> 00:35:23,310 Robbie's gone. Has he? 625 00:35:23,320 --> 00:35:24,790 Shall I set the table, love? 626 00:35:24,800 --> 00:35:28,190 He's cooked everybody's tea, and now he's gone. 627 00:35:28,200 --> 00:35:30,150 I didn't know he was here. 628 00:35:30,160 --> 00:35:31,510 You did. 629 00:35:31,520 --> 00:35:32,910 Did I? 630 00:35:32,920 --> 00:35:34,470 Oh, he's been asleep. 631 00:35:34,480 --> 00:35:36,710 He's gone, and he's not in a very good mood. 632 00:35:36,720 --> 00:35:38,950 Has somebody said something to him? 633 00:35:38,960 --> 00:35:40,750 What about? 634 00:35:40,760 --> 00:35:43,400 Me. How do you mean? Oh. What? 635 00:35:44,640 --> 00:35:50,800 Celia told Robbie that I had an abortion when I was 15. 636 00:35:54,600 --> 00:35:56,430 Well, the thing is, 637 00:35:56,440 --> 00:35:59,830 he asked me why you and your dad'd fallen out, so... 638 00:35:59,840 --> 00:36:01,950 It was his. Whose? 639 00:36:01,960 --> 00:36:03,670 Robbie's. Robbie...? 640 00:36:03,680 --> 00:36:06,710 So, and he never knew and now he does. 641 00:36:06,720 --> 00:36:09,430 So, he's gone. Robbie? 642 00:36:09,440 --> 00:36:12,550 I used to see him before I started seeing Eddie. 643 00:36:12,560 --> 00:36:15,270 Well, I...I didn't know that. 644 00:36:15,280 --> 00:36:17,870 Why were you telling him stuff about me anyway? 645 00:36:17,880 --> 00:36:19,960 Hey, just...let's just calm down. 646 00:36:21,280 --> 00:36:24,390 I'd no idea. 647 00:36:24,400 --> 00:36:28,510 Yeah. But what you do know, Celia, what you must know, 648 00:36:28,520 --> 00:36:33,310 is that at the best of times that is a pretty indiscreet thing 649 00:36:33,320 --> 00:36:35,950 to be saying about somebody to people. 650 00:36:35,960 --> 00:36:38,990 She didn't know. I mean, I didn't know. 651 00:36:39,000 --> 00:36:40,790 Yeah, but you get the bigger point? 652 00:36:40,800 --> 00:36:43,630 She says she doesn't want any tea, she says she's not hungry. 653 00:36:43,640 --> 00:36:46,190 I'm sorry. I am sorry, Gillian. 654 00:36:46,200 --> 00:36:47,760 Well, he's gone anyway. 655 00:36:49,040 --> 00:36:50,710 You know what? 656 00:36:50,720 --> 00:36:53,240 I mean, that is...you're... 657 00:36:54,920 --> 00:36:57,830 It's poisonous. Saying something like that. 658 00:36:57,840 --> 00:37:00,870 I mean, you don't even know us. You don't know me. 659 00:37:00,880 --> 00:37:04,710 To say something like that to somebody 660 00:37:04,720 --> 00:37:08,990 when you've got no idea of the consequences... 661 00:37:09,000 --> 00:37:10,230 Gillian. 662 00:37:10,240 --> 00:37:11,550 What's going on? 663 00:37:11,560 --> 00:37:14,590 Perhaps you'd like to tell our Raff as well, Celia? 664 00:37:14,600 --> 00:37:15,870 Tell me what? 665 00:37:15,880 --> 00:37:18,230 Look. I've said I'm sorry. If I'd known I'd not have... 666 00:37:18,240 --> 00:37:21,350 I had an abortion when I was 15. Didn't I, Celia? 667 00:37:21,360 --> 00:37:23,550 Do you want to go up and tell Ellie as well? 668 00:37:23,560 --> 00:37:25,190 Who did? You did? 669 00:37:25,200 --> 00:37:26,590 Yeah. 670 00:37:26,600 --> 00:37:28,440 You did? Yeah. 671 00:37:32,440 --> 00:37:35,430 It was Robbie's and he never knew. 672 00:37:35,440 --> 00:37:38,470 But he does now, because Celia's just told him, 673 00:37:38,480 --> 00:37:39,840 and now he's gone. 674 00:37:42,160 --> 00:37:45,510 Robbie? Not me dad? 675 00:37:45,520 --> 00:37:47,510 Ellie needs to eat. 676 00:37:47,520 --> 00:37:50,870 She can't not eat, it's only been a week since she gave birth. 677 00:37:50,880 --> 00:37:54,350 Now, go upstairs and tell her to come down here. Now. Go on. 678 00:37:54,360 --> 00:37:57,510 Look, I'm wondering if it was better if I went home to Harrogate. 679 00:37:57,520 --> 00:38:00,470 No, it's fine. Look, Celia made a mistake. 680 00:38:00,480 --> 00:38:01,710 She's apologised. 681 00:38:01,720 --> 00:38:04,030 Oh, that's all right then. 682 00:38:04,040 --> 00:38:06,910 Look, I think I will, I'm popping upstairs to get my things. 683 00:38:06,920 --> 00:38:10,590 What if I went and talked to Robbie? No. 684 00:38:10,600 --> 00:38:12,590 Were he cross? Quiet. 685 00:38:12,600 --> 00:38:15,070 Well, then why don't I just pop down to his house and... 686 00:38:15,080 --> 00:38:17,720 No. I've said. You leave it. I'm going. 687 00:38:19,040 --> 00:38:22,110 Well, if Celia's going back to Harrogate, I'll be going with her. 688 00:38:22,120 --> 00:38:25,390 You know...I don't recognise you any more. 689 00:38:25,400 --> 00:38:30,910 Going looking at dozy big bungalows that you know you can't afford... 690 00:38:30,920 --> 00:38:32,270 Go get your things. 691 00:38:32,280 --> 00:38:35,070 Chucking your money away on flash cars that eat petrol and 692 00:38:35,080 --> 00:38:37,710 bugger up the environment. Not wanting anybody there 693 00:38:37,720 --> 00:38:41,750 when you get wed. Me, Raff, your mates. Why? Eh? Why? 694 00:38:41,760 --> 00:38:43,600 That is so not you. 695 00:38:44,800 --> 00:38:49,030 And, you know, I have to be frank... 696 00:38:49,040 --> 00:38:52,590 Dad, I don't like it. 697 00:38:52,600 --> 00:38:55,390 I'm aware of that... 698 00:38:55,400 --> 00:38:57,120 I'm increasingly aware of it. 699 00:38:58,200 --> 00:39:01,350 Shall I tell you something? I have spent my life watching you 700 00:39:01,360 --> 00:39:04,590 go after unsuitable beggars one after other! 701 00:39:04,600 --> 00:39:07,310 You know what me and your mother always used to say? 702 00:39:07,320 --> 00:39:09,070 Don't say stuff about my mum. 703 00:39:09,080 --> 00:39:13,150 "Oh, aye, our Gillian, she always used to pick 'em." 704 00:39:13,160 --> 00:39:15,150 Like it were funny. 705 00:39:15,160 --> 00:39:17,030 But it weren't. 706 00:39:17,040 --> 00:39:19,350 And have I ever fallen out with you about it? 707 00:39:19,360 --> 00:39:22,710 Ever? All bloody stupid stuff you did. 708 00:39:22,720 --> 00:39:26,120 All the bloody dozy stuff Eddie did. No. 709 00:39:27,280 --> 00:39:30,720 I were here all the time, whenever you needed me. 710 00:39:31,920 --> 00:39:35,390 You know what I'm talking about. So, don't you dare... 711 00:39:35,400 --> 00:39:38,950 She's a shit-stirrer! DON'T YOU DARE 712 00:39:38,960 --> 00:39:41,520 say ANYTHING about Celia to me. 713 00:39:58,720 --> 00:40:02,190 "Poisonous." I could've been in tears. 714 00:40:02,200 --> 00:40:05,270 Do you want me to get involved? Do you want me to ring her? 715 00:40:05,280 --> 00:40:08,630 No. I'm off! Oh, hello, Celia. 716 00:40:08,640 --> 00:40:11,230 Hello, love. See you there. 717 00:40:11,240 --> 00:40:12,910 Yeah. 718 00:40:12,920 --> 00:40:14,280 OK, bye. 719 00:40:18,440 --> 00:40:20,910 Is Alan all right? Is he here? 720 00:40:20,920 --> 00:40:23,190 We drove back last night. Did you not hear us? 721 00:40:23,200 --> 00:40:26,430 How is he? I think he's had enough of her. 722 00:40:26,440 --> 00:40:28,030 I think, between you and me, 723 00:40:28,040 --> 00:40:31,270 it sounds like she's been a bit of a bloody nuisance all her life. 724 00:40:31,280 --> 00:40:33,270 Never at school. 725 00:40:33,280 --> 00:40:36,560 This is after she went back, after the abortion. 726 00:40:37,920 --> 00:40:40,030 Always over in Manchester at night. 727 00:40:40,040 --> 00:40:44,360 Pink hair, green eyebrows, studs everywhere. 728 00:40:45,400 --> 00:40:49,110 Course this was when she started bothering with him. 729 00:40:49,120 --> 00:40:50,550 Eddie. 730 00:40:50,560 --> 00:40:52,080 Bloody Eddie. 731 00:40:53,480 --> 00:40:57,230 Then a few other little incidents - shoplifting, joyriding. 732 00:40:57,240 --> 00:40:58,750 It was all him. 733 00:40:58,760 --> 00:41:01,160 But she were just daft enough to go along with it. 734 00:41:02,800 --> 00:41:07,030 And who was it used to have to go doing all the apologising, 735 00:41:07,040 --> 00:41:11,710 making amends and pointing out that she wasn't from a bad home, 736 00:41:11,720 --> 00:41:15,270 she'd had a perfectly good upbringing, thank you... 737 00:41:15,280 --> 00:41:18,110 ..and we were just as upset and bemused 738 00:41:18,120 --> 00:41:20,320 by t'way she carried on as anyone else. 739 00:41:21,840 --> 00:41:23,910 Well... 740 00:41:23,920 --> 00:41:27,030 I'm sorry you've had it all to put up with. 741 00:41:27,040 --> 00:41:28,520 Aye, well... 742 00:41:30,160 --> 00:41:32,360 Makes you wonder why you bother. 743 00:41:34,000 --> 00:41:37,190 Well, that can't be any good for him. Not with his condition. 744 00:41:37,200 --> 00:41:38,750 He's fine, he says. 745 00:41:38,760 --> 00:41:41,910 He says as long as he's with me, nothing else matters. 746 00:41:41,920 --> 00:41:43,510 I might ring her. 747 00:41:43,520 --> 00:41:46,480 Oh, I wouldn't. You know she doesn't like you. 748 00:41:48,760 --> 00:41:50,950 You shouldn't say things like that. 749 00:41:50,960 --> 00:41:52,430 She's right jealous of you. 750 00:41:52,440 --> 00:41:54,190 Oh, I don't...I've never... 751 00:41:54,200 --> 00:41:56,230 You don't see it. 752 00:41:56,240 --> 00:41:58,720 Right, well, OK. I'll keep out of it then. 753 00:42:00,840 --> 00:42:01,990 Mum! 754 00:42:02,000 --> 00:42:03,350 Morning. 755 00:42:03,360 --> 00:42:04,400 Phone! 756 00:42:05,720 --> 00:42:06,870 Who is it? 757 00:42:06,880 --> 00:42:08,150 It's for you. 758 00:42:08,160 --> 00:42:10,160 SHEEP BLEAT 759 00:42:17,160 --> 00:42:18,910 Who? 760 00:42:18,920 --> 00:42:20,240 Have you seen Ellie? 761 00:42:22,240 --> 00:42:25,510 Bit early for Ellie, isn't it? Who is it? 762 00:42:25,520 --> 00:42:27,750 She's not upstairs. She's not downstairs. 763 00:42:27,760 --> 00:42:29,310 Her stuff's gone. 764 00:42:29,320 --> 00:42:30,870 Well, she can't have just...? 765 00:42:30,880 --> 00:42:33,630 I've rung her number. There's no answer. 766 00:42:33,640 --> 00:42:36,600 Well, when did she? I were up at six o' clock. No idea. 767 00:42:37,720 --> 00:42:39,670 Have you rung her mother's number? No. 768 00:42:39,680 --> 00:42:41,910 Right. I will. 769 00:42:41,920 --> 00:42:43,870 Not that I imagine it'll do me any good. 770 00:42:43,880 --> 00:42:46,150 What're we going to with...? 771 00:42:46,160 --> 00:42:48,990 I'm on a shift at Greenhough's this aft. 772 00:42:49,000 --> 00:42:51,550 Well, I'm going to have to stop at home then. 773 00:42:51,560 --> 00:42:53,840 No. That's...no. You're going to school. 774 00:42:55,120 --> 00:42:59,230 But you've fallen out wi' me grandad again, haven't you, so...? 775 00:42:59,240 --> 00:43:01,680 We'll manage. Won't we. 776 00:43:02,960 --> 00:43:06,390 Eh? How? Little Flossie. 777 00:43:06,400 --> 00:43:08,670 How will you manage? 778 00:43:08,680 --> 00:43:11,390 I'll manage. You're going to school. 779 00:43:11,400 --> 00:43:13,670 Hello? Gillian. It's Caroline. 780 00:43:13,680 --> 00:43:15,270 Go get ready, pack your bag. 781 00:43:15,280 --> 00:43:16,720 (I mean it...) 782 00:43:17,840 --> 00:43:19,510 Hello? 783 00:43:19,520 --> 00:43:20,880 It's Caroline. 784 00:43:22,720 --> 00:43:23,990 Caroline. 785 00:43:24,000 --> 00:43:27,030 Sorry, are you busy, is this a bad time? 786 00:43:27,040 --> 00:43:30,230 What do you want? If it's a bad time I'll ring later. 787 00:43:30,240 --> 00:43:34,070 We've a lot on, it's best to just spit it out. 788 00:43:34,080 --> 00:43:37,070 OK. Well, look... 789 00:43:37,080 --> 00:43:41,110 ..obviously, I don't know everything that's been said, but... 790 00:43:41,120 --> 00:43:45,070 ..my Mum came round this morning, and, um... 791 00:43:45,080 --> 00:43:48,630 ..well, she was upset. 792 00:43:48,640 --> 00:43:50,710 Was she. 793 00:43:50,720 --> 00:43:51,950 (Why?) Shh. 794 00:43:51,960 --> 00:43:55,070 I think she knows she's put her foot in it, Gillian. 795 00:43:55,080 --> 00:43:58,310 Yeah. Large style, big time. 796 00:43:58,320 --> 00:43:59,870 The thing is... 797 00:43:59,880 --> 00:44:02,790 she delves. I've lived with it all my life, 798 00:44:02,800 --> 00:44:06,510 and I know that's possibly of no comfort or... 799 00:44:06,520 --> 00:44:09,870 I, on the other hand, haven't, and I don't intend to start now. 800 00:44:09,880 --> 00:44:12,750 OK, but can I just say that 801 00:44:12,760 --> 00:44:15,240 she is very sorry and she is very upset. 802 00:44:17,440 --> 00:44:18,840 Gillian? 803 00:44:20,800 --> 00:44:23,080 How's the baby? It's... 804 00:44:30,640 --> 00:44:32,350 It's a baby. 805 00:44:32,360 --> 00:44:34,990 Yeah, well... 806 00:44:35,000 --> 00:44:37,790 Babies are, aren't they? 807 00:44:37,800 --> 00:44:40,350 I don't know what the hell I'm doing. 808 00:44:40,360 --> 00:44:42,870 I don't know whether I'm coming or going, Caroline. 809 00:44:42,880 --> 00:44:44,480 I don't know which way's up. 810 00:44:45,600 --> 00:44:49,310 You're tired. I can hear it in your voice. 811 00:44:49,320 --> 00:44:51,270 I'm sorry I had a go at your mother, 812 00:44:51,280 --> 00:44:54,670 but, conversely, on the other hand, 813 00:44:54,680 --> 00:44:57,590 I'm sorry she put me in a position where I had to. 814 00:44:57,600 --> 00:45:00,480 I know, I know. I do know, Gillian. 815 00:45:02,080 --> 00:45:04,750 I don't suppose there's anything I can do? 816 00:45:04,760 --> 00:45:06,150 Make excuses for me. 817 00:45:06,160 --> 00:45:08,670 Tell her I'm mental. 818 00:45:08,680 --> 00:45:12,190 Hormonal. Round the bloody bend. 819 00:45:12,200 --> 00:45:14,870 Will everything be all right? With Robbie? 820 00:45:14,880 --> 00:45:16,310 (Which one's Robbie?) 821 00:45:16,320 --> 00:45:18,550 (Shh) I dunno... (Policeman.) 822 00:45:18,560 --> 00:45:21,550 ..he's not rung me. And I've not rung him. So... 823 00:45:21,560 --> 00:45:23,040 But, you know. 824 00:45:24,760 --> 00:45:26,430 I've got to go, Caroline. 825 00:45:26,440 --> 00:45:29,160 I've a thousand and million-one things to do. 826 00:45:33,120 --> 00:45:35,190 Is me dad all right? 827 00:45:35,200 --> 00:45:38,400 Yeah! Yeah. I will keep an eye on him. 828 00:45:39,920 --> 00:45:41,590 I appreciate you ringing. 829 00:45:41,600 --> 00:45:43,920 Call me. Any time. 830 00:45:44,920 --> 00:45:46,200 Thanks. 831 00:45:47,200 --> 00:45:49,640 Bye. Bye. Bye. 832 00:45:56,040 --> 00:46:01,000 That...was your Auntie Caroline. 833 00:46:03,200 --> 00:46:04,720 But right now... 834 00:46:08,640 --> 00:46:10,240 ..it's just you and me, kid. 835 00:46:28,520 --> 00:46:32,800 That's terrific. Well, I'll start the ball rolling, then. 836 00:46:38,080 --> 00:46:41,870 And I'm pleased for you, both of you. 837 00:46:41,880 --> 00:46:46,070 It's a big thing, yeah, it's a step forward. 838 00:46:46,080 --> 00:46:47,950 (Who you talking to?) 839 00:46:47,960 --> 00:46:50,240 OK, love. OK, will do. 840 00:46:51,400 --> 00:46:53,360 Ta-ta. 841 00:46:54,720 --> 00:46:56,350 It's Kimberley. 842 00:46:56,360 --> 00:46:58,310 Darren's got his hours back at the garage, 843 00:46:58,320 --> 00:46:59,710 and she's spoken to her mum and, 844 00:46:59,720 --> 00:47:02,030 subject to us agreeing a price, they would like to try 845 00:47:02,040 --> 00:47:03,830 and raise a mortgage and buy it. 846 00:47:03,840 --> 00:47:05,480 Oh! 847 00:47:06,840 --> 00:47:09,910 Are you absolutely sure it's what you want to do? 848 00:47:09,920 --> 00:47:12,790 Yeah, I think so, yeah. 849 00:47:12,800 --> 00:47:17,790 I'm not forcing you, I'm not leaning on you, I'm not manipulating you. 850 00:47:17,800 --> 00:47:20,390 You can manipulate me any time you like. 851 00:47:20,400 --> 00:47:22,190 What about Gillian? 852 00:47:22,200 --> 00:47:25,510 Bugger Gillian. What about her? 853 00:47:25,520 --> 00:47:27,910 I don't like all this bad feeling. 854 00:47:27,920 --> 00:47:32,830 I need to ring an estate agent and get an idea of a fair price. 855 00:47:32,840 --> 00:47:34,550 And it was my fault. 856 00:47:34,560 --> 00:47:38,200 You apologised. I offered to go see Robbie. Forget her. 857 00:47:40,360 --> 00:47:43,230 I think I might break it to Caroline that I'm putting my money 858 00:47:43,240 --> 00:47:46,590 elsewhere after they come back from their mucky weekend. 859 00:47:46,600 --> 00:47:49,150 What mucky weekend? 860 00:47:49,160 --> 00:47:50,830 Oh, that reminds me. 861 00:47:50,840 --> 00:47:53,790 They're going off on a mucky weekend. 862 00:47:53,800 --> 00:47:57,670 I'm taking Kate to a nice little hotel for the weekend, next weekend, 863 00:47:57,680 --> 00:47:59,390 just for her birthday. 864 00:47:59,400 --> 00:48:00,750 It's Kate's birthday, 865 00:48:00,760 --> 00:48:03,790 so she's taking her somewhere posh for a mucky weekend. 866 00:48:03,800 --> 00:48:06,430 Granny will be here. Granny and Alan. 867 00:48:06,440 --> 00:48:08,150 Right. 868 00:48:08,160 --> 00:48:09,270 Right. 869 00:48:09,280 --> 00:48:12,070 And William, but he'll be working, so... 870 00:48:12,080 --> 00:48:15,790 We're baby-sitting the boys. I did tell you. 871 00:48:15,800 --> 00:48:17,390 OK? 872 00:48:17,400 --> 00:48:18,630 Whatever. 873 00:48:18,640 --> 00:48:21,150 Not that they need baby-sitting at their age. 874 00:48:21,160 --> 00:48:23,270 I mustn't have been listening. 875 00:48:23,280 --> 00:48:24,750 Men don't. 876 00:48:24,760 --> 00:48:25,990 Right, Mrs Buttershaw. 877 00:48:26,000 --> 00:48:29,150 I need to do one or two more sums, so we can weigh up 878 00:48:29,160 --> 00:48:32,600 what sort of offer we'd be in a position to make. Hmm? 879 00:48:33,680 --> 00:48:35,670 Then I might take you out for lunch. 880 00:48:35,680 --> 00:48:37,160 Oh. 881 00:48:43,760 --> 00:48:46,880 Why don't you and Miss Mackenzie drive to school together? 882 00:48:48,400 --> 00:48:51,110 Because we don't always finish work at the same time. 883 00:48:51,120 --> 00:48:52,640 Please call her Kate. 884 00:48:54,440 --> 00:48:56,080 Everyone knows, you know. 885 00:48:57,400 --> 00:48:59,150 And you need to stop kidding yourself. 886 00:48:59,160 --> 00:49:01,030 cos you just look like a hypocrite. 887 00:49:01,040 --> 00:49:03,270 Which is not a cool message to be sending out to the 888 00:49:03,280 --> 00:49:06,350 two-point-seven percent of kids in this school who will one day 889 00:49:06,360 --> 00:49:08,760 turn out to be muff-munching, shirt-lifters. 890 00:49:11,320 --> 00:49:13,640 I'll see you later. 891 00:49:24,760 --> 00:49:28,350 She's taking Mackenzie off on a dirty weekend next weekend. 892 00:49:28,360 --> 00:49:29,950 My Granny's looking after us. 893 00:49:29,960 --> 00:49:32,790 Do you want to come round and watch Reservoir Dogs and get pissed 894 00:49:32,800 --> 00:49:35,280 and trash the place? Yeah. 895 00:50:08,360 --> 00:50:09,750 Hello. 896 00:50:09,760 --> 00:50:10,960 Hi. 897 00:50:12,640 --> 00:50:14,910 So... 898 00:50:14,920 --> 00:50:16,720 Thanks for coming. No problem. 899 00:50:19,600 --> 00:50:20,920 Tea? 900 00:50:39,120 --> 00:50:41,670 So, where's Ellie gone? Do we know? 901 00:50:41,680 --> 00:50:44,430 I rang her mum and she said she had no idea, 902 00:50:44,440 --> 00:50:47,910 but then Harry phoned a bit later and said she was there. 903 00:50:47,920 --> 00:50:50,190 At her mother's. Silly bitch. 904 00:50:50,200 --> 00:50:52,750 Are you all right? 905 00:50:52,760 --> 00:50:53,920 Well... 906 00:50:54,920 --> 00:50:58,800 everyone's fallen out with me, again, so... 907 00:51:01,040 --> 00:51:06,230 I'm kind of up shit creek without a paddle, again... 908 00:51:06,240 --> 00:51:08,280 ..so, God, I don't know... 909 00:51:11,920 --> 00:51:13,560 It's a bit mad, isn't it? 910 00:51:15,600 --> 00:51:17,000 You and me. 911 00:51:19,560 --> 00:51:21,790 Well, I don't know. It's not very much madder than 912 00:51:21,800 --> 00:51:23,720 almost everything else that's happened. 913 00:51:25,480 --> 00:51:27,280 I'm wondering if you're right. 914 00:51:28,840 --> 00:51:31,110 About Robbie. 915 00:51:31,120 --> 00:51:32,440 Me and Robbie. 916 00:51:33,560 --> 00:51:35,070 Really? 917 00:51:35,080 --> 00:51:37,600 It's not just. It's... 918 00:51:41,480 --> 00:51:42,960 SHE SIGHS 919 00:51:44,680 --> 00:51:46,520 I did this thing once. 920 00:51:49,680 --> 00:51:51,120 I've never told anyone. 921 00:51:52,480 --> 00:51:54,070 Except me dad knows. 922 00:51:54,080 --> 00:51:55,240 What thing? 923 00:51:57,080 --> 00:51:58,720 It was when Eddie died. 924 00:52:04,760 --> 00:52:06,160 To us. 925 00:52:08,080 --> 00:52:11,350 I could get used to this, given another five minutes. 926 00:52:11,360 --> 00:52:13,520 I think I already have. 927 00:52:15,760 --> 00:52:17,230 To the manor born. 928 00:52:17,240 --> 00:52:18,510 The good life. 929 00:52:18,520 --> 00:52:20,400 Till death do us part. 930 00:52:24,560 --> 00:52:26,390 I love you. 931 00:52:26,400 --> 00:52:27,760 I love you. 932 00:52:30,760 --> 00:52:32,350 I'm still feeling guilty. 933 00:52:32,360 --> 00:52:34,230 So, don't. 934 00:52:34,240 --> 00:52:36,430 I didn't even know she knew Robbie then. 935 00:52:36,440 --> 00:52:38,750 Let it go. 936 00:52:38,760 --> 00:52:40,870 I can't come between you and her. 937 00:52:40,880 --> 00:52:43,480 It's, I'd...I can't do that. 938 00:52:45,160 --> 00:52:46,760 I want to tell you summat. 939 00:52:51,680 --> 00:52:54,310 I nearly did once before but... 940 00:52:54,320 --> 00:52:57,000 I couldn't, so I told you only half a tale. 941 00:52:58,080 --> 00:53:00,000 It were when Eddie died. 942 00:53:02,200 --> 00:53:05,520 I should've called an ambulance. 943 00:53:08,160 --> 00:53:09,550 And I didn't. 944 00:53:09,560 --> 00:53:13,520 And I'm telling you because... it's been a burden to me for years. 945 00:53:15,320 --> 00:53:18,350 He'd smashed his head open 946 00:53:18,360 --> 00:53:20,640 with the log splitter down in t'barn. 947 00:53:22,040 --> 00:53:25,470 And when I met you that day in Skipton... 948 00:53:25,480 --> 00:53:28,030 and I remembered how much I was in love with you. 949 00:53:28,040 --> 00:53:30,030 I was so happy. 950 00:53:30,040 --> 00:53:32,790 So properly happy. 951 00:53:32,800 --> 00:53:34,600 Like I hadn't been for years. 952 00:53:35,880 --> 00:53:38,550 With this... business weighing me down. 953 00:53:38,560 --> 00:53:40,000 So, what happened? 954 00:53:41,360 --> 00:53:42,760 He'd done it on purpose... 955 00:53:43,760 --> 00:53:44,840 he wanted to die. 956 00:53:46,480 --> 00:53:49,240 But when I found him, he wasn't dead. 957 00:53:51,760 --> 00:53:54,760 And I should've called an ambulance, but I didn't. 958 00:53:56,720 --> 00:53:59,520 I should've helped him and instead... 959 00:54:02,160 --> 00:54:04,710 ..I just watched him die. 960 00:54:04,720 --> 00:54:06,950 I told you she didn't call an ambulance, 961 00:54:06,960 --> 00:54:08,480 but it were worse than that. 962 00:54:11,720 --> 00:54:13,120 She'd finished him off... 963 00:54:14,560 --> 00:54:15,840 ..with a block of wood. 964 00:54:18,360 --> 00:54:19,520 She killed him. 965 00:54:21,560 --> 00:54:22,760 She said... 966 00:54:23,840 --> 00:54:25,760 ..she'd put him out of his misery. 967 00:54:30,840 --> 00:54:33,840 There was nothing anybody could've done for him. 968 00:54:37,280 --> 00:54:39,360 And I'm telling you this because... 969 00:54:41,840 --> 00:54:45,630 I'd be nervous about getting in any deeper with Robbie, anyway. 970 00:54:45,640 --> 00:54:49,230 Robbie knew. He tried to get her arrested, 971 00:54:49,240 --> 00:54:50,720 but he couldn't prove owt. 972 00:54:52,120 --> 00:54:53,800 He was very fond of Eddie. 973 00:54:56,760 --> 00:54:59,840 They were adopted, there was only ever the pair of 'em. 974 00:55:03,240 --> 00:55:06,760 Only person in the world who ever mattered to him, really, was Eddie. 975 00:55:10,760 --> 00:55:12,320 And me. 976 00:55:16,840 --> 00:55:18,520 And I let Eddie die. 977 00:55:23,800 --> 00:55:25,270 So, how did you know? 978 00:55:25,280 --> 00:55:28,470 Well, she told me. Soon as I got there. 979 00:55:28,480 --> 00:55:30,910 I'm sorry I didn't tell you the truth before. 980 00:55:30,920 --> 00:55:33,230 But I couldn't, I've never told anyone. 981 00:55:33,240 --> 00:55:36,240 I didn't tell Eileen. I couldn't have told Eileen. 982 00:55:37,360 --> 00:55:40,150 So, we came up with this tale. 983 00:55:40,160 --> 00:55:42,400 I used to have nightmares after. 984 00:55:44,600 --> 00:55:45,960 I still do. 985 00:55:51,000 --> 00:55:52,800 I sometimes wonder... 986 00:55:53,880 --> 00:55:55,280 If it weren't... 987 00:55:56,360 --> 00:55:57,800 ..even suicide. 988 00:56:02,800 --> 00:56:04,720 Although that's what coroner said. 989 00:56:06,160 --> 00:56:09,870 The point is I've done enough for her over the years - 990 00:56:09,880 --> 00:56:13,520 apologising, covering stuff up and now I'm happy... 991 00:56:14,640 --> 00:56:17,310 ..like I never imagined I would be 992 00:56:17,320 --> 00:56:20,120 or deserved to be ever again. 993 00:56:22,680 --> 00:56:26,470 And now we're buying this bungalow 994 00:56:26,480 --> 00:56:28,510 and I'm putting all that behind me. 995 00:56:28,520 --> 00:56:29,960 I'm sorry. 996 00:56:32,680 --> 00:56:34,310 Yep. 997 00:56:34,320 --> 00:56:35,680 Blimey. 998 00:56:38,080 --> 00:56:39,200 I am... 999 00:56:40,840 --> 00:56:44,880 very fond of you. And...I do think we could... 1000 00:56:47,440 --> 00:56:49,040 ..be good for each other. 1001 00:56:52,840 --> 00:56:56,520 I'm going to look after the baby while you do your shift at Greenhough's. 1002 00:56:57,520 --> 00:56:59,310 You sure? 1003 00:56:59,320 --> 00:57:00,640 Go to work. 1004 00:57:02,760 --> 00:57:04,360 I can do babies. 1005 00:57:06,360 --> 00:57:07,880 I'm very good with babies. 1006 00:57:21,800 --> 00:57:23,280 BABY GURGLES 1007 00:57:25,840 --> 00:57:28,910 So, you're her are you? You're the whore. 1008 00:57:28,920 --> 00:57:31,630 Greg! Kate. 1009 00:57:31,640 --> 00:57:34,710 You're on the birth certificate as the father? Well, not yet. 1010 00:57:34,720 --> 00:57:36,310 Oh, well, you want to sort that out. 1011 00:57:36,320 --> 00:57:39,670 Celia, it's William. He's in Outpatients. 1012 00:57:39,680 --> 00:57:41,390 Outpatients? 1013 00:57:41,400 --> 00:57:44,150 You are unbelievable, you know that, don't you? 1014 00:57:44,160 --> 00:57:46,590 Somebody with a good heart like you shouldn't have 1015 00:57:46,600 --> 00:57:48,150 skeletons in their cupboard. 1016 00:57:48,160 --> 00:57:49,750 I'm looking for John. Is he here? 1017 00:57:49,760 --> 00:57:52,190 I want to have a child, I want to get on with it. 1018 00:57:52,200 --> 00:57:54,910 Something's happened. I need you to tell him something. 1019 00:57:54,920 --> 00:57:57,520 Bless you, you were one of life's treasures.